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For some reason she reminds me of Veruca Salt on Xanax and I want her to swell up into a big blueberry. It's as though she aspires to be forgettable, like generic 'citrus'-flavored Pixy Stix.

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(OK, I'm sorry: That Alicia Silverstone crack was too mean - to Alicia Silverstone.) Ten years ago, John Waters might have been able to salvage her career. She's the Alicia Silverstone of tomorrow, but without the comic timing. From Mean Girl to Lucky Girl (cast with Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin in an Altman movie). Has she made any movies or is she just on the Internets? He's great in 'The Conversation,' though.

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It doesn't help that he hasn't made a decent movie ('Clear and Present Danger') in 13 years. Once he had a sense of humor about himself - on screen, at least. Watching 'The Road Warrior,' it's hard to comprehend what later became of that cool guy who once played Mad Max. Just as there is Young Elvis and Fat Elvis, there's Young Mel (pre-'Lethal Weapon 2') and Creepy Mel ('Air America' forward). He enjoyed torturing himself way, way too much. 'Braveheart' finally did it for me (and that was a whole five years before 'What Women Want'). Always trying way too hard to convince you. But both have all the appeal of impetigo.Ĭhris Rock. Perfect example of 'horrisma.' She's like Ann Coulter in drag. That blonde heiress with the dead-trout eyes who's famous for her night-vision porno video and being in the tabloids a lot. Tried to watch 'Boyz N the Hood' recently? It's so preachy and sanctimonious it almost looks like a Matty Rich film now, but in fairness that's probably more John Singleton's fault than Gooding's alone.

His career after he won an Oscar for 'Jerry Maguire' has made it almost impossible to sit through any of the good stuff he did before then. She saves America every week on '24,' and she saved Sandler's behind in this movie.)

(Yes, I make an exception for 'Punch Drunk Love,' but I still would rather have been watching someone else. Always looks as though he's going to start laughing at how funny he thinks he is. Pauly Shore, but with a more limited range. Unless it's intensely focused ambition.Īdam Sandler. Incapable of convincingly expressing any emotion beyond grim determination. I'm not sure I can adequately explain my instinctive revulsion for the following (in some cases the reaction has developed over time, like an allergy, as if I've built up antibodies against them), but here they are, in no particular order: Reagan, the Non-Communicator).įor me, it really is an involuntary, visceral response.

Or, at least, some of us are mystified by what others see in them (I could never understand the whole Ronald Reagan-as-president thing he always seemed to me like a minor audioanimatronic attraction at Disneyland: Doddering Moments With Mr. Some have charisma on the screen, and some don't. Screeeeech! The 'jewel'-encrusted Sidekick doesn't help.Įdward Copeland asks: Do certain performers affect you like the sound of nails on a chalkboard? He lists Danny Huston, Kevin Costner, Kate Capshaw and Kim Cattrall among his most shudder-worthy.

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